ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

poopflow:

What would jesus do? im almost 100% sure he would reblog my selfie 

degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

h0odrich:

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*